Collection · 21 items

Better Said on Paper

Some things are better said on paper.

These illustrated greeting cards blend weird humor, relatable encouragement, and feral honesty. Printed on 100% recycled cardstock and made to be kept, not tossed.

For birthdays. For solidarity. For when texting just isn’t enough.

Better Said on Paper

Better Said on Paper

21 items

Some things are better said on paper.

These illustrated greeting cards blend weird humor, relatable encouragement, and feral honesty. Printed on 100% recycled cardstock and made to be kept, not tossed.

For birthdays. For solidarity. For when texting just isn’t enough.

Progressive Valentine Card | Political Love Card (AOC, Mamdani, Bernie Inspired)
CardProgressive Valentine Card | Political Love Card (AOC, Mamdani, Bernie Inspired) $5.00
Introvert Love Raccoon Card | Cozy Romantic Greeting Card
CardIntrovert Love Raccoon Card | Cozy Romantic Greeting Card $5.50 – $8.50
Another Year Closer to Becoming a Cryptid
CardAnother Year Closer to Becoming a Cryptid $6.50 – $8.50
Dark Humor Celebration Card | Villain Era, Finally Free, Good News
CardDark Humor Celebration Card | Villain Era, Finally Free, Good News $5.50 – $6.00
Pride Axolotl Greeting Card – Rainbow Watercolor Animal Art, Affirmation Message (Recycled Cardstock)
CardPride Axolotl Greeting Card – Rainbow Watercolor Animal Art, Affirmation Message (Recycled Cardstock) $5.50 – $6.00
The Horrors Persist Birthday Card | Funny Existential Possum Greeting Card
CardThe Horrors Persist Birthday Card | Funny Existential Possum Greeting Card $5.50 – $8.50
Your Dog Has No Idea What Today Is – Funny Dog Lover Card (Custom & Recycled)
CardYour Dog Has No Idea What Today Is – Funny Dog Lover Card (Custom & Recycled) $5.50 – $8.50
Funny Card | "The Horrors Persist" Mouse Card | Cute Dark Humor Gift
CardFunny Card | "The Horrors Persist" Mouse Card | Cute Dark Humor Gift $5.50 – $8.50
Congratulations on Your HIS‑terectomy Card – Trans Affirming Hysterectomy Card – Gender‑Affirming Surgery Gift
CardCongratulations on Your HIS‑terectomy Card – Trans Affirming Hysterectomy Card – Gender‑Affirming Surgery Gift $5.50 – $6.00
Millennial 40th Birthday Card – "You Didn't Die of Dysentery" | Funny 90s Nostalgia Birthday Card
CardMillennial 40th Birthday Card – "You Didn't Die of Dysentery" | Funny 90s Nostalgia Birthday Card $5.50 – $8.50
Crow on Snow Branch Card | Gothic Winter Solstice Greeting
CardCrow on Snow Branch Card | Gothic Winter Solstice Greeting $5.50 – $7.50
Tardigrade Love Card | “Built for the Long Run” Science Valentine
CardTardigrade Love Card | “Built for the Long Run” Science Valentine $5.50 – $8.50
Would You Still Love Me If I Was a Worm? | Pride Coming Out Card
CardWould You Still Love Me If I Was a Worm? | Pride Coming Out Card $5.50
You Belong Here Neighbor Card | Solidarity Greeting Card (English or Spanish)
CardYou Belong Here Neighbor Card | Solidarity Greeting Card (English or Spanish) $5.50 – $8.50
Scratch Inspired Gamer Greeting Card | Cozy D&D Fan Art Card
CardScratch Inspired Gamer Greeting Card | Cozy D&D Fan Art Card $5.50 – $8.50
Deadpan Fantasy Romance Greeting Card | “…It Is Acceptable.”
CardDeadpan Fantasy Romance Greeting Card | “…It Is Acceptable.” $5.50 – $8.50
Gothic Astarion Christmas Card: Dark Holiday Humor
CardGothic Astarion Christmas Card: Dark Holiday Humor $5.50 – $8.50
Funny Screaming Goat Birthday Card – Meme Humor
CardFunny Screaming Goat Birthday Card – Meme Humor $5.50 – $8.50
Eat the Rich Christmas Card - Funny Anti-Billionaire Holiday Greeting
CardEat the Rich Christmas Card - Funny Anti-Billionaire Holiday Greeting $5.50 – $8.50
Funny Possum Birthday Card – Dark Humor, Technical Victory
CardFunny Possum Birthday Card – Dark Humor, Technical Victory $5.50 – $8.50
Loa of Abundance Greeting Card – Glowing Rat Blessing for Gift Cards
CardLoa of Abundance Greeting Card – Glowing Rat Blessing for Gift Cards $5.50 – $8.50